Sebastian Bach, covering Rancid, BADLY, on a fake stage in an American television comedy series in which tiny weird Asians play drums, also badly.

Well, now I've seen everything.

A sudden and curious aesthetic trend

Ever since I saw the filmclip to Lily Allen's The Fear I have desperately wanted to cut myself a scummy Chav fringe. The itch was eclipsed only by an unrequited yearning for sweeping 50's style soft curls across the forehead, as seen in Katy Perry's film clip for I Kissed A Girl.

Oh. I see where this is going. Thank god Flock of Seagulls is no longer a major player at the MTV awards.