Somebody told me recently that they don't believe Humans should have rights. This anti-humanitarian hatemonger managed to poke his jaded head out of the fog of post-adolescent ennui just long enough to say that PUPPIES should be the primary recipients of respect and decency. Fool! Clearly cats have first dibs.

- Moggies should be given the right to own land. Fuck it, they strut around like they own the place anyway.
- If every cat in Australia had the right to vote, we'd have an excuse for our Prime Minister being such a Pussy.
- Kitties in the workplace would spend the entire time asleep under the desk or gazing at their reflection in the glass, just like women do.
- Cats in control of financial institutions. Bring on the 'clawbacks.'

Questions? Comments? No cattiness, please.